God of Mischief
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God of Mischief

Carlie, 14, Nebraska.
I blog about things and plan out tons of things I could do but don't have the time to do pretty much all of them. Everyone is included, and feel free to ask me anything!

isis-:

spacefeels:

c’mon Steve she used to be a master spy, some things are just important

inspired by a wonderful tag on my hair swishing Nats (because yes I’m that creepy loser who reads every single tag none of you are safe from my prying eyes) —

which is of course based on this scene from the luminous, exuberant Brooklyn Nine-Nine

i was laughing about this with my parents at dinner after we saw it

who is going to write the starter

anicent roleplay proverb (via fatali-morte)

(via mvmarcz)

(Source: fatali-morte)

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

(Source: doctor-tiger-bitch)

getoffmysheetmycroft:

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

escapedninja:

Friendly reminder that Fili and Kili weren’t born until almost a hundred years after the fall of Erebor and are rescuing a home they never knew

#a home they will also never know

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(Source: doctor-sherloki-potter)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

titytwochainz:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

if you 13 years old and you try this, you was gone be dead soon anyway just get it over with

Signal boosting to strengthen the gene pool

keepmywhiskeyneat:

titytwochainz:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

if you 13 years old and you try this, you was gone be dead soon anyway just get it over with

Signal boosting to strengthen the gene pool

(Source: theothermayor)

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

(Source: bblackwidow)

savingpeoplehunting-things:

fangirling-my-fandoms:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

Sheer will power

I am adapting. I will be unstoppable.

hawk-and-handsaw:

"I… struggle with anxiety sometimes, especially when promoting films like this. Just the life of doing what I do, being in the public eye, it’s a stressful environment." -chris evans

 (beesarealiens)

(Source: ayyecaptn)

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend)

(Source: doyoumindsu)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood)

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)