Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
hey im gonna be a freshman, what classes do u recommend taking?
Well, I went the overachieving route, and am taking the hardest classes I can, but that’s not for everyone. Take classes that you think will challenge you, and then take classes you think you will enjoy. If you like to have a lot of extra time, make sure you don’t overload yourself, but make sure you let yourself get involved in things that you enjoy, since that’s probably the most rewarding thing you can do.
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New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)
i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming
Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness
this man needs to be stopped.
holy shit he’s subtly evolving into chris pine.
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers
If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit
im not sure if that last line is a pun or not
Military Sign Language
YES, this is very relevant to my interests…
HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know
oH MY GOD
Another night of unrest in Ferguson. The community seems to be stepping in and stepping up to prevent looting, but SWAT/riot police are back in action. #staywoke
OKAY I’M SEEING A LOT OF SHIT SAYING WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM.
IGNORANT, RACIST, BIGOTED WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE ENTIRE CAUCASIAN RACE. I REALIZE THAT BECAUSE I AM WHITE I AM PRIVILEGED, BUT I FIGHT AGAINST RACISM AND AM TRYING TO STAY INFORMED ABOUT EVERYTHING GOING ON, HELPING WHERE I CAN AND CANNOT HELP THE COLOR OF MY SKIN AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET.
SO PLEASE STOP SAYING WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM. YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? THE PRIVILEGE PEOPLE GAIN FROM THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN, AND THOSE THAT CONTINUE TO ENFORCE THAT PRIVILEGE.
PLEASE AND FUCKING THANK YOU